Hello Kitty Boxers
See, things can get worse. I should have seen this coming, but part of living in Hello Kitty Hell is also living in denial that things will one day get better. It was bad enough when my wife was wearing Hello Kitty underwear, but now she wants me to wear it. Today I received a pair of Hello Kitty boxers:



I imagine that it’s going to be extremely hard to keep my manly respect if I ever have to wear these which once again brings me too the Hello Kitty Hell catch 22. If I don’t wear them, then my wife will assume that I don’t appreciate the gift. Since non appreciation usually relegates me to the couch and the Hello Kitty sleeping bag for a week, sometime in the near future I am going to actually have to wear these (and make sure my wife sees that I am wearing them) or tempt my couch sleeping fate.
Just the thought of it is sending shivers down my spine…
Posted: October 5th, 2006 under Hello Kitty Clothes.
Comments: 27
Comments
Comment from Ceity
Time: October 5, 2006, 10:10 pm
As I’m sure you will see on engadget.com, many people may be inflicted with Hello Kitty robot bad(good)ness:
http://www.engadget.com/2006/10/05/uncanny-valley-2-hello-kitty-edition/
Comment from Ivory Bill
Time: October 6, 2006, 2:10 am
I deeply sympathize with you. But you should check out what sanrio has come up with now, courtesy of engadget: http://www.engadget.com/2006/10/05/uncanny-valley-2-hello-kitty-edition/
Comment from Hanuman1960
Time: October 6, 2006, 9:46 am
Just remember not to wear them on days that you go to the gym…
Comment from Peterjon S.
Time: October 6, 2006, 5:19 pm
there is a line that hello kitty should not cross and this is it.
Comment from Peterjon S.
Time: October 6, 2006, 5:44 pm
check out http://reviews.cnet.com/4520-12552_7-6515274-1.html?tag=cnetfd.pdcst i send them the hello kitty bra story. show title Gadget Girls 10/06/06
Comment from A Justice
Time: October 7, 2006, 4:13 pm
Trust me she’ll enjoy them. They won’t stay on long…..just remember you’re wearing them to please her!
Comment from Selena
Time: November 11, 2006, 5:38 pm
Maybe they’re girls boxers, like boy shorts? Cuz I have HK boy shorts and theyre definitely not for a guy. These shorts would look great with a black bra or tank. Where did she buy it?
Comment from Pamm
Time: January 30, 2007, 3:27 pm
I think these are great !! Where did your wife get them as I am intereted in buying some for Valentine’s Day….
Comment from Shayna
Time: February 10, 2007, 10:47 pm
Ok my husband totally needs those! One more thing to hunt down! It would be SOOOO much easier if you would just tell me where I can get these things.
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: February 10, 2007, 11:20 pm
Your husband emailed me and made me promise, for his sake, never to tell you where I get any of this stuff ![]()
Comment from Michelle
Time: February 16, 2007, 10:23 am
I know that this isn’t the right type of comment to leave, but where did your wife find those boxers? I need to get a pair.
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: February 16, 2007, 6:24 pm
I have no idea where she finds this stuff and really have no desire to learn since that would merely indicate to her that I actually have an interest in Hello Kitty which would make my Hello Kitty Hell even worse than it is…
Comment from Trish
Time: March 23, 2007, 9:59 pm
If my husband/boyfriend wore those, I would laugh him out of the bedroom.
Comment from Maisha
Time: April 17, 2007, 8:26 am
You know I am so going to starting hunting for a pair for my boyfriend…LOL.
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Time: May 1, 2007, 3:00 am
[…] I think that these are actually made with the thought that females would be wearing them (I can’t imagine that anyone would actually think that a guy would want to wear them with the possible exception of my wife who had the bright idea that they would be a good addition to my Hello Kitty boxers). Remember how you mom always told you not to wear dirty underwear in case you got into an accident and had to go to the hospital (or was that just my mom?) That is exactly what went through my mind when I saw these… […]
Comment from Georgeanna
Time: June 6, 2007, 8:16 pm
i could see if they made hell-o kitty GIRLS underwear but what sane boy would wear hell-o kitty boxers :-/
Comment from Laura
Time: August 12, 2007, 10:37 am
where did your wife get these boxers?? I wanted to get some for my boyfriend but I have no idea where they’re sold.
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: August 12, 2007, 2:15 pm
where did your wife get these boxers?? I wanted to get some for my boyfriend but I have no idea where they’re sold.
Thanks for the comment and welcome to my Hello Kitty Hell
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Comment from S
Time: September 20, 2007, 3:27 pm
Maybe you can wash the boxers over and over until the Hello Kitty disappear.
Just be glad that at least the Hello Kitty appeared discretely on your boxer. I’ve once seen a pair of bright pink Hello Kitty boxer with a huge Hello Kitty head on each butt cheek, imagine wearing that!
H&M carried an entire line of Hello Kitty lingerie in Eastern Europe, which totally shocked me because I thought Hello Kitty was an Asian thing.
Comment from titch
Time: October 2, 2007, 11:57 am
could you tell me where to get a pair of these please cos my friend loves hello kitty so it would make an awesome pressie .. please someone help me out
Comment from Hope-Elaine Ramos
Time: October 4, 2007, 3:46 pm
I’M GONNA GET SOME FOR MY MAN
Comment from Lorelei
Time: November 19, 2007, 12:35 am
I think you need to do the laundry this week. With extra bleach. With any luck, HK will be devoured by a huge “oops” bleach hole.
Be sure to feign repentance.
Or you can eat a bunch of Ring-Dings and drink beer until you can’t fit in them.
I’m female, so Sanrio does make the “zomg, cute!” genetic buzzer sound, but HK herself has never done it for me. Two cheap Chococat items is where I draw the line. There’s cute, with a cat, and then there’s rot-your-teeth cute, with another cat. I’m too rock’n'roll to get too cute. ![]()
Comment from mike
Time: December 6, 2007, 9:48 pm
oh god
im sooo buying these ive been looking forever. i don’t care what you think. haha plus my girl will love it.
Comment from Saoirse
Time: February 2, 2008, 5:25 pm
You HAVE to tell me where to get those. Or I will actually buy them off u!
Seriously, I wanna get my bf a pair for his birthday to piss the hell out of him. And to make me laugh. Cant find them anywhere! x
Comment from Sakura
Time: May 19, 2008, 9:22 pm
Oh…oh you poor thing. Even I wouldn’t think of making my boyfriend wear those!

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