Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from Hello Kitty Sarah
Time: April 25, 2007, 6:41 pm

Maybe they’ll blacken slower? Then it’ll take longer for your wife to stamp Hello Kitty on your Banana Bread!

Comment from Mackenize
Time: April 25, 2007, 9:41 pm

OMG! That is so cute!! where can I get that?? My boyfriend even thought it was cute!!

Comment from nevun
Time: April 26, 2007, 2:02 am

Unfortunately the banana cover is not a kitty invention, it has been around in shops for a couple of years. Never seen one use them though..
http://www.inneonline.se/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=331

Comment from anna
Time: April 26, 2007, 5:04 am

Maybe they could also make Hello Kitty grave covers? To pack your grapes for lunch, you could pack them in individual HK covers …

Comment from Leemy
Time: April 26, 2007, 5:30 am

Awww, that is cute as hell.

Comment from Equinox
Time: April 26, 2007, 11:51 am

When I buy bananas they go brown right away. If this would make them last longer, I would buy it.

Comment from dirtyrottenkitty
Time: April 26, 2007, 2:46 pm

Maybe it keeps the ‘naners from getting crushed in Little Becky’s lunchbox.

Comment from Angi
Time: April 26, 2007, 2:47 pm

We also have banana boxes made from plastic in Germany… there is a TV show called “Besser essen” (eat better), and the children in the show always get such a box (but of course without hello kitty on it.)

Comment from Raven
Time: April 26, 2007, 3:51 pm

Somehow this gets me wondering if they’ll ever get to making a Hello Kitty sheath XD

Comment from es
Time: April 26, 2007, 10:42 pm

i know how you hate readers to send you thing, but you mentioned your wife was trying to hello kitty hellify your car .. well, be on the lookout for THIS:

http://www.nihoncar.com/en/news-76-Hello+Kitty+Tuning.html

also, another useless item an hk breathtester!
http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/06/the-hello-kitty-breath-tester/

if you scroll down to the comments, at least you will find people who are sympathetic to your hatred of all things hello kitty

Comment from eamon
Time: April 27, 2007, 4:55 am

I hope they extend the range to include covers for lettuce leafs !!!

Comment from JC
Time: April 27, 2007, 9:16 am

Don’t know where you come from, but around here, bananas bruise easily, and anything that will keep it from turning into mush between my house and lunchtime at work would be useful. The HK I can’t speak for, but it is not THE dumbest invention ever.

Comment from Sean
Time: April 27, 2007, 9:27 am

@Mackenzie:

Your boyfriend did not think it was cute. Your boyfriend wants to get laid.

Comment from Miss Cellania
Time: April 27, 2007, 11:07 am

dirtyrottenkitty is right. Banana cases are right handy for kids like mine who wedge their lunchboxes (fabric) into their backpacks and throw them into the car.

Comment from Creative Freakin’ Genius
Time: April 30, 2007, 9:05 am

WOW. A purse for your banana. Now I’ve seen it all… No, wait. There are a few more entries that I haven’t read yet…..

Comment from Half Activist
Time: May 9, 2007, 11:05 pm

I guess this is useful and have already seen some here in France.
My wife is a teacher and I recall her telling me some kid (3-4yo) has crushed his banana so that when she opened it, it was totally mashed, and defintly not eatable as is.

Comment from rakkon
Time: May 15, 2007, 10:31 am

WHERE can I get one?????????

Comment from Jason
Time: May 15, 2007, 10:42 am

‘Banana cover?” Whatever happened to the word “condom?”

Comment from Dice_Vice
Time: May 15, 2007, 2:31 pm

That is very cute.. in a strange way.. that I love.. as long as it isn’t rude.. where can I buy this -crap- that I’ll end up showing off to my friends?

Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: May 15, 2007, 5:14 pm

WHERE can I get one?????????

Welcome to my Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from hellokittyloveR
Time: May 17, 2007, 5:27 pm

why would someone honestly need that?

Comment from L
Time: May 19, 2007, 6:35 am

i guess we must have something to keep those unsightly bananas from lying around the house.

Comment from McPoop
Time: May 30, 2007, 11:40 am

Actually, banana covers are big players amongst cyclists. After churning out 20+ miles on the bike, it sucks to find that your tasty, tropical snack is nothing but mush.

(BTW- my nine-year-old daughter has taken to drawing all things in HK fashion, so I’m being dragged into my own HKH!)

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Comment from Vlcatko
Time: September 13, 2007, 9:51 pm

I can see why men and women could detest HK banana case, but I don’t really know why should this great invention be the top of useless products - I love my bananas spotless - even the smallest nick on their flesh from being squished somewhere and I won’t eat it even if I was starving - too yucky

And as a added bonus, it is true that bananas get ripe slower in these - and I don’t like ripe bananas ;P

So there

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Comment from Jackie
Time: October 7, 2007, 12:00 pm

I think it’s cute! Besides, you don’t have to put bananas in it. You could put, oh, I don’t know, pencils?

Comment from mimi
Time: November 14, 2007, 5:19 pm

Hello Kitty banana cover… sounds more like a cover for their newly re-released “shoulder” massager…. if you’re going to get the vibe you need a kitty cover to put it in

Comment from ms.hello kitty
Time: November 21, 2007, 8:20 pm

wow i might have bananas everyday thanks for displaying this

Comment from Liz
Time: December 19, 2007, 1:35 pm

ummmm okay, my mind’s in the gutter but i see that and think “there’s something else i can store in that thing!”

too bad the Hello Kitty “shoulder massager” is rigid….

i do like Hello Kitty but sometimes i’m happy stuff like that never makes it to the US market.

(btw: if you ever go to Orlando, FL keep your wife away from the Mall at Millenia, there’s a store there she might go nuts over ;-D)

Comment from jess
Time: December 31, 2007, 1:51 am

i agree.
what the hell.
banana covers?
really..
?

Comment from jayna
Time: January 9, 2008, 3:39 pm

i love hello kitty but why banana covers don’t banana’s already come with their own peel or whatever it is called so i idk whatever. g2g peace out

Comment from Deborah
Time: January 20, 2008, 12:10 pm

Okay, I just gotta say, your “natural banana cover” editorial comment effin PWNS!! X-D

If someone could gather up this useless crap, buy a big house (or store building) and make a museum, they’d be rollin in it!!

Sanario would have to pay them royalties for giving HK-fanatics more shopping ideas!

Comment from not yellow
Time: February 2, 2008, 9:29 am

maybe a hello kitty coffin would be good >__>

insane ppl
just eat the banana..you don’t need to put it a cover.

Comment from liah
Time: February 17, 2008, 9:56 am

uhh why would i want my banana to look pretty, im gonna eat it anyways.

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Comment from Xupz
Time: March 10, 2008, 2:14 pm

and just wait till you get hello kitty pasta comb!

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Comment from rommy
Time: April 23, 2008, 10:05 am

this is disturbing
but i find it amusing
i’d definitely buy it
maybe to amuse visits
i love amusing visits with my stuff